The Blogger Recognition Award!

Thanks, Aris for nominating me (4 months ago, I'm sorry I'm such a poop). I feel validated and my self-esteem is in non-negative integers now. I hope you somehow stumble upon Hamilton tickets. Rules: Thank the blogger who nominated you and provide a link to their blog. Give a brief story of how your blog …

Doggos.

....I don't have an explanation for the following post. I somehow found myself in the magical part of the interweb- the vortex of dog gifs and I realized that I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I had a blog devoid of doges. Oh and puns. I regret nothing.         …

Mystery Blogger Award

So, I've been nominated to do this award by Wormalblog aka Alli. Thank you so much for (wrongly) believing I have the capacity to answer questions. May you receive unlimited gummy worms. Rules/Regulations/Decree/The part you're never going to read: Thank whoever nominated you and leave a link to their blog. Mention the creator of the …

Mother’s Dayay

A mother's day post 3 days late? I know, how uncharacteristic of me to procrastinate as such. Pity me 'tis an incurable chronic ailment. But really, does one mediocre day really make up for 364 days of ingratitude. Nay, so go hug your biological/ adoptive/ foster/ honorary mother at once child. What really pisses me …

*Title under construction*

Well Halloween has come and gone, so Goodbyeween....please don't report me. Well this Halloween I dressed up as myself (scary. I know) now before mobs arrive with their pitchforks and torches accusing me of lack of Halloween spirit, I am not to be blamed, I live in India where we celebrate Diwali -a glorified excuse …

HAPPY BLOG BIRTHDAY

Little bloggie officially turned 1 today...or so worldpress tells me. I didn't remember my own blog's birthday, I'm not even feeding it properly-10 posts in 1 year? the poor kid is certainly malnourished. Wait, did I refer to it as an it? I did it again. What kind of a mother am I? *gazes into …

Who needs a title anyway?

.....AND FOR MY NEXT TRICK WATCH ME PUT WORDS ON E-PAPER AS I'M DOING SO NOW. Well as introductions go, that was pretty sucky but as it is comparatively less sucky-er than all the other hair-pulling, tear-inducing, mind-numbing intros I came up with till now, I shall stick with it. See, my pitifully short holidays(not …

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I'm not quite sure what happened. One second I was loafing around busily figuring out the best ways to waste my time and then BOOM school started, I wrote three sets of exams and eagerly waiting for my next ones (*sarcasm detector activates*) I don't remember what sleep is and let's just say if my …

HOWDY WORDPRESS-IANS

So wordpress suggest that I “use this post to tell readers why you started this blog and what you plan to do with it”. While initially thoughts like ‘DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO’ roamed my mind, lack of other ideas led me to do just that. (*whispers where are you creative juices?) WHY YOU …