hi i’m back

I've been on an unofficial hiatus for a year now. I'm really sorry to the zero followers actively viewing my blog and I don't want to make any excuses but I'm still going to mostly because I have a lot of experience from screwing up all the time. weird flex but ok. 1) My laptop …

Simon Vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda: Review

Sixteen-year-old and not-so-openly gay Simon Spier prefers to save his drama for the school musical. But when an email falls into the wrong hands, his secret is at risk of being thrust into the spotlight. Now Simon is actually being blackmailed: if he doesn’t play wingman for class clown Martin, his sexual identity will become everyone’s …

Mystery Blogger Award

So, I've been nominated to do this award by Wormalblog aka Alli. Thank you so much for (wrongly) believing I have the capacity to answer questions. May you receive unlimited gummy worms. Rules/Regulations/Decree/The part you're never going to read: Thank whoever nominated you and leave a link to their blog. Mention the creator of the …

On Talents, Tetris and TV Shows

Lock the doors, hide the children, polish your flamethrower. I've posted twice in a week. Clearly, the only way that could happen is if I've been possessed by a demon. Or if I've somehow been sucked into WordPress and my only means of communication is through blog posts. Send help. So I turned 17 two months …

Mother’s Dayay

A mother's day post 3 days late? I know, how uncharacteristic of me to procrastinate as such. Pity me 'tis an incurable chronic ailment. But really, does one mediocre day really make up for 364 days of ingratitude. Nay, so go hug your biological/ adoptive/ foster/ honorary mother at once child. What really pisses me …

…Happy New Year?

I realize one cannot simply wish someone a happy New year in March, so I'm not going to. Instead I will wish you a euphoric jovial cherry new year. And I totally didn't look up synonyms for happy in thesaurus.co....being honest was not one of my new resolutions anyway. So some of you might be …

*Title under construction*

Well Halloween has come and gone, so Goodbyeween....please don't report me. Well this Halloween I dressed up as myself (scary. I know) now before mobs arrive with their pitchforks and torches accusing me of lack of Halloween spirit, I am not to be blamed, I live in India where we celebrate Diwali -a glorified excuse …

Utterly Un-important Update #2

Yes. I did indeed recycle an old blog title due to lack of functionality of grey cells. See life used to be good, I used to be able to read books, watch anime, think about studying but never quite finding the motivation to do it but now EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED *cue the angelic vocals of …

I SEE YOU.

The alarm did not beep because I don't like starting the day filled with homicidal tendencies directed towards the inventor of alarm clocks. It was a (sorta) beautiful day to open my newly born blog whose password I temporarily forgot but then remembered that it was the same as my email's passwo- wait, why am …