Me and Music Tag!

  Hello and welcome to yet another edition of me-posting-tags-since-I-have-no-original ideas-anymore-but-it's-even-worse-because-I-wasn't-even-tagged. I'm sure I would be ashamed if I even felt feelings anymore hahaha. It's okay, EVERYTHING IS FINE. Thank you Sophie for creating this tag and the beautiful graphics (LOOK AT THEM!). This entire post is basically exposing my basic af music taste but …

Shatter Me Trilogy: Review

I'll be honest, the only reason I wanted to read this book is because I saw the eye on the cover and thought wow Illuminati. That's pretty much the only thing I liked about it. I read this book and I hated it so I read the next two books and hated myself more. Juliette …

I got bit by a dog and it was not fun

Warning: This post contains dog bites, canine chomp, wolf nibble, mongrel munch and bites from dog but with no pictures attached only because it is too graphic, lot of blood, could feed 12 vampires and not because the wound has already healed. It was a sunny morning (as opposed to a moony night), the temperature …

hi i’m back

I've been on an unofficial hiatus for a year now. I'm really sorry to the zero followers actively viewing my blog and I don't want to make any excuses but I'm still going to mostly because I have a lot of experience from screwing up all the time. weird flex but ok. 1) My laptop …

Stranger Things Season 2: Review

So Lucas gets the girl, Dustin gets a pet- Dart the Demodog, Will gets possessed by a sentient, multi-limbed monster and Mike becomes emo. But most importantly Eleven's bitchin'. Strange things are afoot in Hawkins, Indiana, where a young boy's sudden disappearance unearths a young girl with otherworldly powers. Set in the fall of 1984, …

Doggos.

....I don't have an explanation for the following post. I somehow found myself in the magical part of the interweb- the vortex of dog gifs and I realized that I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I had a blog devoid of doges. Oh and puns. I regret nothing.         …

I forgot how to blog.

Guess who's back, back again. BludgersAndBroomsticks's back. Tell a friend...you didn't even realize I was gone? never mind. Anyway, I'm indeed back from the dead, Taylor-esque style. Anyway I haven't died yet, well internally I did. But basically....college happened. **excerpt from old, decaying post which I didn't publish cause I'm a lowly, unworthy procrastinator** So I'm …

Simon Vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda: Review

Sixteen-year-old and not-so-openly gay Simon Spier prefers to save his drama for the school musical. But when an email falls into the wrong hands, his secret is at risk of being thrust into the spotlight. Now Simon is actually being blackmailed: if he doesn’t play wingman for class clown Martin, his sexual identity will become everyone’s …

On Talents, Tetris and TV Shows

Lock the doors, hide the children, polish your flamethrower. I've posted twice in a week. Clearly, the only way that could happen is if I've been possessed by a demon. Or if I've somehow been sucked into WordPress and my only means of communication is through blog posts. Send help. So I turned 17 two months …

Mother’s Dayay

A mother's day post 3 days late? I know, how uncharacteristic of me to procrastinate as such. Pity me 'tis an incurable chronic ailment. But really, does one mediocre day really make up for 364 days of ingratitude. Nay, so go hug your biological/ adoptive/ foster/ honorary mother at once child. What really pisses me …